CPS Members’ Top 10 Episodes: Sarah*
↳ [2/10] - The One With The Embryos
(via fuckyeahchandlerbing)
Problems
- Child: I have a problem
- Parent: Well you CAN'T have this problem because I had this problem in the past only WORSE
- Child: That doesn't make any sense. How is MY problem cancelled out by a problem YOU had?
- Parent: DON'T SASS ME
- Child: But-
- Parent: YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, DON'T YOU?
please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
- Monica: This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, y’know she had such a terrible childhood.
- Chandler: Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I don’t do porn.
- Monica: Yes, but you are dead inside.
(via jeffrey-lebowski)
(via jeffrey-lebowski)
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
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