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27

Jul

I’m Sherlock Holmes and I always work alone because no-one can compete with my massive intellect (!)

(Fuente: jamesmoriatty)

melkorwashere:

TEASER TRAILER COMES OUT TOMORROW (X)

NO WAY

(Fuente: deangorman)

 Second star to the right and straight on till morning

(Fuente: disneydailly)

thelilnan:

i-am-from-the-gutter-too submitted:

Have I intimidated you enough into coming back yet?

thelilnan:

 submitted:

Have I intimidated you enough into coming back yet?

(Fuente: gypsywayofliving)

(Fuente: imsirius)

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

(Fuente: meme4u)

(Fuente: imsirius)

(Fuente: kaatnisseverdeen)

(Fuente: aflawedfashion)

circlebutt:


helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

(Fuente: skrink-la-da-doo)

Mother:
*sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~
baby:
b...b-...
Mother:
*stops*...Your first words!
baby:
B-B...
Mother:
C'mon sweetie, you c--
baby:
BE QUIET TIFFANY
Mother:
W-...W-
Baby:
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
Mother:
I-I--
Baby:
YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN
Mother:
...
Baby:
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF